Saturday, July 01, 2006

Top 10 Reasons Why Divers Should Not Take Viagra:
10. It increases your drag.
9. Your wetsuit is already tight enough.
8. Because a guy could really get hurt if he had to drop his weight belt.
7. 1 pill to get you up, 20 pounds of lead to get you down.
6. Two words: fire coral.
5. You could accidentally penetrate a wreck.
4. You would constantly be searching for blowfish.
3. It increases your risk of entanglement.
2. Risk of "inappropriate" contact with the reef.
1. Divers aren't supposed to rise quickly.