Thursday, June 15, 2006

Classic things Instructors say ...

What part of this did you understand?

You couldn't make it to class because your what died?

I see......, you just forgot to mention the epilepsy

Yes, I know you were scared, but don't ever bite me again!

You should've been here last week, the vis was great

You didn't see the whale shark?

You don't want to do the buddy breathing because you have what!

Welcome to the food chain folks, you are no longer on the top!

Don't worry about this dive unless:
---You hear the theme music from JAWS
---You see someone's foot hanging out of a fish's mouth
---All the fish on the reef disappear
---You see the boat pass you as you're going down the shot line.


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